Why am I considered "intellectual" when I'm genuinely allergic to anything/ anyone with a hint of intelligence ?
Why is my silence mistaken for sagacious pondering ?
Is it because of:
1) My "techi" B.E (Mech) degree which I reluctantly reveal when prodded about my educational qualification ?
2) My "above average" grades I managed to garner (solely by hook on most counts and by crook very rarely) at vital junctures of life ?
3) My omnipresent spectacles which try to hide my sleepy eyes ?
4) My unkempt hair and facial foliage ?
5) My unnecessary pedantic outbursts because of the wikipedia hangover ?
6) Emancipation of my emotions through poems and short stories ?
7) My ability to prevaricate out of complexities ?
8) Remembering a thousand faces (most of whom I wish to avoid) ?
9) Being politically correct and precise with my information ?
HMMMMMM COME TO THINK OF IT......MAYBE I AM SMART !
KEEP THE COMPLIMENTS COMING IN GUYS !!!!!